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Wednesday, 10 August 2011

Clawless - The Ultimate Feline Soap Opurra - If you LOVE cats, you'll LOVE this!



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Clawless - The Official Website

 

Cat Humour to have you in stitches

Synopsis:

The story begins on a dark and stormy night as the Last Will and Testament of Wee Jock MacTartan is read aloud to his grieving family.  His two sons, Clawde and Arfur and their respective wives, the feisty and slightly over acting, Clawdette and the tiny, kitten-less Furnella. Clawde and Clawdette have one daughter, called Purrdita. 

Their main rival is Solitaire the wicked stepmother who married Wee Jock just days before his final demise to ‘Rainbow Bridge’ and she has plans to take as much as she can and leave the House of Le Claw destitute.  Her attempts are aided and at times, hilariously hampered by a lawyer with a serious catnip habit, Furry Faceon who has embezzled a large amount of the Le Claw cash and is keen to hide the fact from all of them.

Also, if they haven’t got enough to worry about, up pops the evil and sinister Monsieur Le Fluffy. His dastardly intentions are to strike the company while it is vulnerable, with the sole purpose of taking it over completely leaving the Le Claws out in the cold.

Clawdette visits Solitaire to confront her about her evil conniving ways but instead steals the designs which Monsieur Le Fluffy has sent to Solitaire in advance of the next seasons fashion shows, but is this a double bluff or indeed a triple bluff and will Clawdette be able to remember who knows what by the end of it all?

Furnella hides a ‘dark secret’ which she has managed to keep well hidden until a tiny little ginger kitten appears at the front door - seemingly abandoned - and she nearly reveals what it is that troubles her so deeply. Clawdette calls in the pest control but they take her to the pound instead of the kitten and she gets into some very bad company before finally being rescued.

Then, much to Clawdettes despair, she manages to get catnapped and is embarrassed to find that she was held in just another part of the mansion … something the police don’t seem very sympathetic about.

Meanwhile, Clawde and Arfur discover they have a secret brother who is in fact a ‘catpire’ who lives in a castle in Catsylvania.  The entire family suddenly decamp ‘over hill and dale, across ocean and stream, river and rill, and deep into Catsylvania, over the forest, over the torch lit village, above the howling of the wolves and the neighing of the horses’ where the story takes on a slightly surreal quality as the Le Claws battle to stay ahead of the game… and just why do the villagers always carry torches and garlic when they come near the castle? Also what happens when Clawdette takes Clyde to Transylvania’s IKEA and why do they the end up being featured on Furry Springer as ‘I accidentally married my own brother?’


So many questions, with so many answers… you’ll be clawing your way to find out the truth.  The most imaginative soap opurra since Dynasty met Dallas, never has there been so much back stabbing, scheming and double dealing, don’t get caught in the fallout, get caught up in the most juicy story of 2011 ~ Clawless the Soap to end all other Soaps.

From one of the Authors - Christine Wilson

9 writers began this book as a bit of fun, starting on UnitedCats.com - where it started as a series of posts in the models club. I (Christine Wilson) co-edited it together with Elizabeth Ann Scarborough (who also has co-authored many books with bestselling author Anne MacCaffrey) and here it is for you to judge if it was worth it or not. We think it is very funny. All the royalties go to two charities, Bath Cats and Dogs Home and Jefferson Humane Society in Washington State. None of us have met as we all come from all over the world - the USA, Australia, Canada and S. Africa as well as the UK.

 

From the Back Cover

Clawless stars
Kimmy*Pancho*Cisco*The Late Great Treat*Kittibits*
*Boots*Luna*Queenie*Akasha*Lou*Mr*Squishy*
*Rain*Betsey*Mugger*Lilly*Geo*Humphrey*Basil*
 
 
Meet the Le Claw litter - the Late Jock MacTartan and his two sons, Clawde and Arfur and their mates, the feisty (and slightly over acting), Clawdette and the tiny, kitten-less Furnella. What is the dark secret that she is hiding?
Their main rival is Solitaire the wicked stepmother who married Wee Jock just days before his final demise to `Rainbow Bridge' and who has plans to take as much as she can and leave the fashion House of Le Claw destitute.

And, if they haven't got enough to worry about, up pops the evil and sinister Monsieur Le Fluffy. His dastardly intentions are to strike the company while it is at its weakest, with the sole purpose of taking it over completely leaving the Le Claws - clawless!
 
And who is the mysterious Clyde from Castle Clydeula and why does he only come out only after nightfall?
 
The claws are out for the McTartan family!
 

"If your cat made a soap it would be just like this!" Mews of the World
"We'll sue!" Purrsache
"Darlings, this is a must for any season' Mogue.

 

About the Authors


We all have different backgrounds but Christine Wilson started her career in journalism and progressed or digressed into television. I left 5 years ago to pursue a career in writing (my lifetime ambition). I have written The Kimmy Diaries and Kimmy's Irish Diaries plus a few other books under a pen name. Writing about my cat seems to be my greatest success.

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There are more details about all the authors at the Clawless website.

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If you would like to know anything about this book, the charities it supports or have any questions whatsoever, ask away :)


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4 comments:

  1. Love this post Cathrine! I refered your blog to some friends and on FB, hopefully you will get more members soon!
    Luv~RAE

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  2. You're a star!!!!!! Thank mew.... Love Cathrine xx

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  3. Thanks Chandler, I'm glad you enjoyed it :)

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